The very charming Mr Sheep found me just as I was tormenting the spruikers for Amnesty International outside the Martin Place train-station (I was inquiring about the case of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani and they strangely didn’t have the foggiest idea what I was talking about) and I eagerly dragged him down to the Darling Harbour area, with an aim to hide his body later.
As we trotted along the foreshore, I told him all about how the Skeptic Zone podcast was in fact a cover for a organised crime consortium, with Richard Saunders as the foremost expert in creating weaponry via origami -- give that man a sheet of A4 and he’ll fold you an AK47 in under a minute. Naturally, Dr Rachael Dunlop is our Chemical Weapons expert, with a special spray that reduces men to a state of babbling, incoherent infancy. Since my role is that of Reconnaissance and general Black Ops, I took the following short film in order to prepare for a future mission, that may or may not involve food.
Having fooled the unfortunate Mr Sheep with the lure of lunch and not actually having any (I suspect that it’s due to my recessive red-hair gene that tricked him into thinking I was actually One Of His Kind), I left him and his rather alluring big black coat at his workplace and set to laying tripwires on the Central station bus-port, before hightailing it interstate with an aim to flee to Hong Kong. I has evidence!
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Oooh, ambrosial glimpse at the mystery that is Bastard Sheep!
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