A claim that music can sound like ingesting a psychoactive plant!
My first inclination was to talk to Barbara of ICBS Everywhere, about whether ‘Salvia Divinorum Frequency Emulation’ might have something to do with synesthesia… but then as I read on, I discovered that it’s a ‘no’.
a Stunning Acoutic Frequency Emulation DOWNLOAD YOUR FREQUENCY TRACK INSIDE THE WELCOME NEW MEMBERS MESSAGE ( And Listen to additional demo frequency tracks ) An Experimental Journey! Please REPORT YOUR OBSERVATIONS to our group! The Salvia frequencies have been specially filtered to allow only the beneficial aspects of the drug experience to reach you, AND the experience can last for hours and hours!!! Over the last few years I have successfully modeled a number of psycho-active substances…
…isn’t it sad when people forget that they left caps-lock on and believe they’ve reached nirvana through excessively large font? And to think that the likes of Pink Floyd, The Doors and The Wiggles could have simply used this missing ingredient for audio hallucinogenic-effects! Boys, did you miss out.
If you’d like to torment yourself with a few sample-sounds (please, warn any pets in the area and check your audio levels aren’t up before clicking) just head to this site.
I thought it was more like being snogged by Orac and for about an hour afterwards, I wanted to lead an assault team on Epsilon III. What kind of advertising slogan would you use for this anyway?
“DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?” was the best I could come up with, but then I heard that a certain ‘boy band’ were going to be using that for their 2010 album launch.
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The best I could come up with was “It’s Like Having Your Head Filled With Eels”.
You Won’t Believe It’s Not Epilepsy!
For Only $19.99, You Too Can Experience The Joys Of Aural Syphilis.
Melts in your head, not in your hands.
Stays crunchy, even in your brain!
I can’t top the slogans above, but did anyone notice the first thing on the list of “effects” reported by “users”?
Laughing Uncontrollably
“…AND the experience can last for hours and hours!!!”
Ah, damn, now some comedian is now going to play it before the acts and we’ll all be screaming in horror and bemusement!! 0.0
I was too busy ‘traveling through time and space’ – in order to turn the damned sound down.
Now seeing through walls. This can’t be legal!
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