This one is for JM Abrassart, who is a real sweetie. We were chatting about the ‘End of Time preview‘ and our shared enjoyment of the show and because he’s French, I immediately thought of this… even though the French is hilarious.
You should check out his blog called ‘Scepticisme scientifique‘ – even if you only understand a quarter of the language and all of the pictures. Some things are so cool, they transcend your lousy lessons back in 7th grade French. I think Bill had the same teacher as I did.
I’m so busy at the moment that I’m ‘hitting the ground running’… but at least it’s Friday. So, enjoy and I’ll be back to my usual superstitions-and-science next week.
Oh – translation thanks to moirasaoirse follows:
C’est lui, dans la nuit- Docteur Qui
Il voyage dans le Tardis. Le boite de telephone. Fantastique d’espace!
L’interieur est beaucoup plus grand que l’exterieur
Et ca, c’est le mystere de Docteur Qui
L’enemie, il s’appele Davros, le capitain des Daleks
Il est demi-Dalek et demi-homme- incroyable!
Il veut controller le monde, toujours controller le monde
Il se leve le matin, il veut controller le monde!
Apres le petit-dejeuner, il veut controller le monde!
Mais ilne controllait le monde jamais! Ce n’est pas tres realistique
Avec les Daleks, le Docteur est superieur.
Exterminez-vous! Exterminez-vous encore! Ah, zutalors!
Le docteur gagne, il rit ‘Ha, ha, ha- j’ai gagne parce que je suis Docteur Qui
(Translation: It’s him, in the night- Doctor Who.
He travels in the Tardis, the telephone box. Fantastic space!
The interior is much larger than the exterior
And that is the mystery of Doctor Who
The enemy, he’s called Davros, the captain of the Daleks.
He’s half-Dalek, half-man- incredible!
He wants to control the world, always control the world
He wakes up in the morning, he wants to control the world
After breakfast, he wants to control the world!
But he will never control the world- it’s not very realistic.
With Daleks, the Doctor a superior.
Exterminate! Exterminate again! Oh, no!
The doctor wins, he laughs ‘Ha ha ha- I won because I am Doctor Who)
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Hello,
Wow, that’s really amazing stuff. Thanks! The French is not always correct (well, it’s sounds like a silly litteral translation from the English), but it makes it even funnier.
Thanks again,
Skeptically yours,
OI, matey, it’s a police box, not a Bell Tel Box
And JMA is as Belgian as Hercule Poirot. But it’s so nice to read about you guys.
The lyrics are pretty surreal too, which is what you would expect from someone from Galifrey.
Cheers!
That is one of my favourite Billy Bailey sketches, never fails to completely crack me up.
THAT IS SO AWESOME.
That is all.
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