Thanks to Derek for this one!
“There are reports that 25 people had died, and the cat, Oscar, shows up two hours before death. I had my suspicions, in other words, that there was a caper in progress! And, here is the case where my conspiracy theory was not far from the actual events taking place. My question was, is that a lot of deaths and could there be a serial nursing home patient killer on the premises?
And now, the case is solved. I was right. Lives were being snuffed and we now have live video of the perp doing the dirty deed. I rest my case!’”
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That was funny. I don’t know the specifics of this , but I would wonder if cat appears to everybody each day and by grouping cat+dead = 1:1 is a bit odd. I could just as well group cat +alive=1:1. I think this is a mystery to be solved by indexed. My cat appears to me each day in the kitchen and I am alive so I assume I am immortal.
I have four cats. I will live forever.
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