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by podblack on August 19, 2008

Dear Readers / Stalkers / Gorgeous Friends I Will See In Person Soon / various scrumpy wumpys,

I am currently en route to Singapore for a short stop before heading to London town / stuck in the closet with Vanna White, night after night after night after night / growing a beard so I can plait it into my pubic hair and strum it like a harp / exercising nude on the hula-hoop multi-player version on the Wii-fit with Natalie Portman and you can buy a video of it all for $49.99.

But seriously, I’m wondering how much sleep I’ll get on the way / who the hell searched my blog for the phrase ‘goat having sex’ – TWICE / why do birds suddenly appear every time that you’re in fear. But I know that when I reach London, I’ll probably get to have a good wake-up call by walking to the Royal Botanic Gardens to check out the Herbarium (home to specimens collected by Darwin during his voyage on HMS Beagle) / run riot like Jack The Ripper with a portable aquarium so I can drown selected victims with grape cordial / start up a profitable business as a horoscope writer with fortunes like ‘oh, you deserve some chocolate. Go on, have the day off, your chakras will get balanced!’.

I might even have some time to check out a skeptic-ish show with my friend and brilliant poet A / dig a big hole at Hyde Park corner in order to sneak into Buckingham Palace grounds disguised as a huge salamander / dress as a leather-clad gimp and hang out Amy Winehouse’s flat singing Muse’s greatest hits until she drunkenly flings an asthmatic cat at me.

In addition, I’ll be heading to New York for a short spate of time and will probably get some footage for the vodcast / go to FAO Schwartz and buy a gargantuan fluffy Cloverfield, pop it on a car roof and drive down Broadway screaming ‘Rraaarrrr!!!’ out the window / find my good friend Merc and go to Central Park to blog whilst wearing matching pyjamas and top hats / see whether it is true that if you fling a bunch of coins off a tall building, you just end up making Adam Savage get pissed off because he didn’t think of filming it first.

Then it’ll be Dragon*Con. Which is bound to involve all the above options and more. Especially since Richard Saunders and Phil Plait will be meeting up. That is always a worry.

Therefore, my blogging will be sporadic and probably when I get internet access… probably / a little less rambling than this post, but I really wouldn’t hold your breath because I do have possession of more Monty Python ‘Spamalot’ lyrics than the Surgeon General considers ’safe’ / usually on Podblack.com but I might break into the Skepbitch blog and write a sonnet serenading Karen, after she kicks arse on the panels she’s on this year, and then she’ll return the favour by breaking onto this site and deleting everything else I was just abou…

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